Celebrity wedding planner

May 23, 2009 thesunshinebride
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Apparently us mere mortals can afford wedding planners nowadays, but for those operating within the realm of the rich and famous, the planning of a celebrity wedding seems to reach a whole different planet of extravagance.

From fairy tale carriages, to wedding thrones, to lion tamers, live butterfly boxes and Westlife crooning at the reception, these celebrities seem to have it all,

But is it also cruel of me to suggest that the longevity of the marriage sits in direct proportion to the amount of cash the celebrity has splurged on said nuptials?

It doesn’t appear that many celebrity marriages seem to last much longer than the silk spun toilet paper they undoubtedly wipe their pampered peaches on (Jordan and poor Peter a perfect case in point) and those that do seem destined for a mixture of unfailing glumness and anorexia throughout most of their married life (Posh and Becks, Cheryl and Ashley, further illustrations…)

I guess it can’t be easy to look past the glass slippers and fountains of Cristal to picture a time when Mrs Ashley Cole has simply done a bit too much pouting for one day to feel like getting her leg over, or Mr Katie Price has perhaps had one curry too many and is starting to get a little bit paunchy and the rosy glow starts fading from the paparazzo’s lens.

It’s called real life for you and I, and is part of being a couple and learning to love people for who they are, not just their appearances (primary school stuff, yes I know). But for our celebs, for whom image is everything, the realities of marriage must start to become quite a drag.

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